Oh the humanity.

"crowmolly" (crowmolly) 05/14/2014 at 11:57 • Filed to: None

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http://boise.craigslist.org/cto/4468083922…

I really hope that this is fake but alas I think it's real.

Somebody went off their medication. I bet this thing actually LOST horsepower with the modifications.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:02

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Not the first time I see this, but I still wonder.... Do people do this to troll us? (I know I would if I had mucho dineros..) They can't be serious right? RIGHT? please?

Party-vi > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:03

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Thicker air turbulence and twin electric turbos!?!?!? Dude that's totally good for 700hp easy!!!

This is a god damn travesty, and needs to be put on the front page immediately.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:04

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Wow, I can't believe you have a problem with all the tasteful modifications this veritable connoisseur of refinement has graced this obviously bespoke vehicle with. The humanity indeed sir!

My favorite part..."According to the modifications performed on the corvette, and manufacture suggested increase in horsepower it should be around the 700hp mark. Unfortunately, I have not had this car Dyno tested yet." I guess he just didn't have the time. Scavenging that many clearance racks is time consuming. Also, condition? Like new. Damn straight.

CalzoneGolem > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:06

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CP. This is off center.

Dat speelling tho!

yamahog > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:08

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"Please kill me...."

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:08

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If you look closely, you can see that even the Corvette is crying.

505Turbeaux > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:09

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quick, before my brain melts

Forgetful > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:13

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Brian, The Life of > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:15

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Move over, Dragonvette, we have a new God now.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 05/14/2014 at 12:22

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My God, I can't stop staring!!!! It astounding.... From the Doublestack `o Downforce wing in the back, to the big chrome skull glued to the airbag on the steering wheel. It is truly a monument as to what you can accomplish if you persevere. 2 electric turbos, but three toggle switches on the box; what is that third toggle for!!!!! I must know! Also, what is the yellow ringed penis looking thingie sticking off the swtichbox? Scratch that.... Not that curious on that one. And what is the diamond plate for up under the hood? Airflow management? just wow on this whole thing. Nice find, truly a nice find. This one really needs to make it to graverobber, stat!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:26

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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!! Seriously, did they up the dosage of fluoride in the Idaho waters?

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 05/14/2014 at 12:27

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God, I wonder if the exhaust skull's teeth chatter when you rev the engine... AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH I CANT STOP STARING!!!!!!

crowmolly > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 05/14/2014 at 12:29

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Third toggle is for the flux capacitor.

jesuschrysler-geo-cpt-planet > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 12:39

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This guy has to have friends who he updated with every single modification that he made. I can't imagine that they were like, " Damn all that those fake chrome vents and skulls make it look sick! Put more on the hood...it needs more on the hood. MOAR"

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > crowmolly 05/14/2014 at 15:11

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I want to go ballistic, but I would be shunned from OPPO if I did. Instead I will post a video about the owner of this car.